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Bigfoot: I Not Dead In his eagerly anticipated follow up to Me Write Book, Bigfoot returns from exile to share his inspiring, hilarious, and often deeply disturbing experiences as a misunderstood forest gentleman and tragic media darling These entertaining and often grizzly stories stand not only as a testament to the greatness of the legendary man beast, but also as a chilling cautionary tale of the downside of a life of celebrity, cannibalism, celebrity cannibalism, wanton violence, and lack of toilet training As in Me Write Book, full color glossy spreads depict every intimate, disgusting, and downright insane moment of Bigfoot s life Bigfoot I Not Dead is an unforgettable memoir that will stay with readers long after his foul scent has dissipated More good stuff This one felt much shorter than, but still fun The premise is starting to wear a bit thin for me. It s been a few years since our pal s first memoir He s gotten a bitmellow, a bitintrospective.Ah, Bigfootpoetry in your heart, entrails in your hand Still, I think it s safe to say that Bigfoot has never known the luxury of an unexpressed thought He has opinions on everything from self improvement Be Oscar Wilde of woods to wolverines Those bastard crazy to global warming Bigfoot have warn you for years but no one listen Al Gore get Nobel Prize, Bigfoot get tasered It s been a few years since our pal s first memoir He s gotten a bitmellow, a bitintrospective.Ah, Bigfootpoetry in your heart, entrails in your hand Still, I think it s safe to say that Bigfoot has never known the luxury of an unexpressed thought He has opinions on everything from self improvement Be Oscar Wilde of woods to wolverines Those bastard crazy to global warming Bigfoot have warn you for years but no one listen Al Gore get Nobel Prize, Bigfoot get tasered in shower at mental hospital In one poignant section, our beastly buddy talks frankly about his garbage addiction Start out just recreational Was at party with raccoons and they offer some You ll also learn why Bigfoot is your best bet for Spirit Animal Eagle stuck up, wolf a nut licker, bear a drunk And once again, he get s his Rod McKuen on in a forest poetry slam HOT DOGS How Bigfoot loveOrgan meat in tubeTell me, that testes I taste Dinner bell a ringin Oh no can get enoughGood eatz Spicy face meatz This one probably not as funny as first book, but it Bigfoot You buy Buy now I was laughing so hard at this book that my girlfriend started making fun of me Short, weird little vignettes, written by Bigfoot himself, complete with illustrations that look as if they were drawn by a hyperactive and emotionally disturbed 8 year old It only takes 30 minutes to read this, but man, is it worth it this book is awesome it s a collection of essays and aphorisms penned by bigfoot in an attempt to have people understand him on a personal level it s hard to express the subtle humor of this book so i ll give you a little taste of what it s all about here s what bigfoot has to say to the haters in a piece titled haters haters Bigfoot have a lot of critic People go around and gossip bad about me Say I a thug, that I evil to core, that I crass, perverted monster Really they just jealous, B this book is awesome it s a collection of essays and aphorisms penned by bigfoot in an attempt to have people understand him on a personal level it s hard to express the subtle humor of this book so i ll give you a little taste of what it s all about here s what bigfoot has to say to the haters in a piece titled haters haters Bigfoot have a lot of critic People go around and gossip bad about me Say I a thug, that I evil to core, that I crass, perverted monster Really they just jealous, Bigfoot live free, do whatever want If Bigfoot want pay thousands dollars an hour to huck hot dog at beautiful women in unicorn costume who has right to stop Bigfoot Maybe me did sell out, become too materialistic, but if you ain t dancing in unicorn costume or handing Bigfoot hot dogs, get the hell out of me face ain t that the truth the illustrations are amazing too crazy watercolor bigfoot

  • Hardcover
  • 96 pages
  • Bigfoot: I Not Dead
  • Graham Roumieu
  • English
  • 06 January 2019
  • 0452289564

About the Author: Graham Roumieu

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